Matti Vanhanen, the Finnish prime minister, writes:
Dear Bob – may I call you Bob? (No. Mr President or Your Excellency would be more appropriate – RM)
There is nothing I like more, after making love, than the taste of an oven-baked potato. Does this make me abnormal?
Yours sincerely,
Matti
Well Matti, it sounds to me that you have a type of paraphilia, or sexual fetish, meaning that you attain sexual arousal through contact with a non-sexual object. This is an abomination, and you will burn in Hellfire.
I hope this helps.
Robert Mugabe
2 Comments
April 28, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Dr. Mugabe, I rather hope you might consider reconsidering your position on the issue of the noble potato.
Without Prejudice
Lord G
June 1, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I don’t mind what potatoes get up to, as long as they do it in the privacy of their allotments. I’m afraid I cannot be as open-minded about gays like Tony Blair, however. They should go back to Russia, where they will be beaten up and arrested for the privilege.