Matti Vanhanen, the Finnish prime minister, writes:
Dear Bob – may I call you Bob? (No. Mr President or Your Excellency would be more appropriate – RM)
There is nothing I like more, after making love, than the taste of an oven-baked potato. Does this make me abnormal?
Well Matti, it sounds to me that you have a type of paraphilia, or sexual fetish, meaning that you attain sexual arousal through contact with a non-sexual object. This is an abomination, and you will burn in Hellfire.
I hope this helps.