I am His Excellency Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe and leader of the Zanu-PF party. I already have a homepage, but it is both the slowest page on the entire internet and woefully bereft of tips on the act of love. I have therefore created my Love Tips page to share my knowledge of women. Not men. I am not gay. (How many times?)
If you have any questions you would like me to answer about dating and the art of lovemaking, please post them here and I will do my best to answer them.
Yours, in affection,
(main banner photograph courtesy of aheavens)